This is SO me!
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The weirdest thing about you is that you really like being in relationships – unless they drag along. You only like the early phases of a relationship where the passion and the fire is still burning ever so brightly. But the moment that your romance starts settling into a routine, you start to get bored and fed up with everything. And that’s why you always seem to be single.
Taurus (April 20 – May 21)
To start with, you are very stubborn and hardheaded. You don’t like to listen to reason if they just happen to contradict your personal biases. But to add to that, you also have this weird obsession over the flaws of the people around you. You just can’t seem to accept that human beings aren’t perfect and so you always end up disappointing yourself in relationships.
Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
You and the Aries share a lot of similarities with your weird antics that keep you from being in long relationships. As a Gemini, you have a tendency to always be attracted to impulsive and spontaneous behavior. You hate it whenever you settle into something of a routine and so whenever your relationship starts becoming cyclical, you automatically want out of it.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Your reluctance to get out of the house is what is keeping you single. As a Cancer, you don’t really like going out to explore the world. You don’t like to expose yourself to the public because you always prefer the safety and security of your home. This can be very frustrating for people who have a thirst for adventure and exploration.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
The reason why you are always single is fairly simple. As a Leo, you always want to be the star attraction. Some would even go as far to say that you are selfish and conceited. You always want to be the one who is being taken care of and you don’t like to reciprocate the generosity or thoughtfulness. You tend to forget that relationships are a give and take kind of situation.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It’s weird because the reason why you are single is the exact opposite of a Leo’s. As a Virgo, you hate it whenever the attention is all on you. You always shy away from the spotlight because your confidence is always running on severely low levels. That’s why you are single; no one ever seems to notice you because of your wallflower attitude.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your indecision will be the cause of your own loneliness. Given that you are a Libra, you always tend to develop a liking for everyone because everyone also happens to like you. That’s why it’s difficult for you to really tell if you are genuinely interested in another person, or if you’re just drawn to natural friendliness. In the end, your own indecision cripples you into passivity.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)
You just can’t ever seem to open up about your most intimate secrets. While it’s okay to be guarded and closed off in the beginning, you are eventually going to have to open up if you want to let someone into your life. The more secretive you are, the more you will end up pushing people away from you.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Your mouth is just a little hyperactive. As a Sagittarius, you keep on writing checks that you can’t cash; biting off more than you could ever chew. You keep on making outrageous promises that you just never seem to be able to deliver on. In the end, you always end up disappointing the people that you date. That’s why you’re always single.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
You are too much of a pessimist. As a Capricorn, you tend to adopt a very negative view of life and of human nature. And sometimes, your pessimism can be contagious. That’s why a lot of people will tend to be turned off at the thought of dating you.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
You get bored by people too easily. You hate small talk. You are a smart individual who wants to discuss the most complex and complicated ideas about the universe. You can’t handle dense people who can only ever really talk about themselves. You want to be with someone who is able to stimulate you on an intellectual level and there are very few who can do that.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You don’t respond to criticisms well. You are much like the Taurus in that regard. You can’t seem to find anyone who would want to relationship with you because you don’t handle criticisms constructively. You have to learn to be more receptive of other peoples’ opinions even when they contradict your own personal beliefs.